Today is my last day at Discovery so I am worried that I will suffer from severe writer’s block for the next few weeks. I don’t know that I will have much to say after the events of this summer! But, after many seconds of profound thought, I have decided that I am going to become a self proclaimed food critic.
My thought process on this? Probably not an intelligent one.
I have hopes of claiming that I am a food critic so that restaurants will give me free food. Isn’t that how food critics get their start in the field? Just saying that they are a food critic? Well…I, Jessie Spielvogel, am now a food critic. Bring on the free food.